Jan 16, 2012
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Things, the meat edition.

Dear People who eat things,

One of the perks of being a grown up is feeding oneself. When I feed myself there are things I need a good amount of, one of those things being meat. When I don’t eat meat for long periods of time I get sickly, then I get sick. Things like my hair falling out happen and my long standing health problems get worse.

One of the other perks about being a grown up is choosing what to give a fuck about.

I do not give a fuck what you eat or don’t eat or why.

I would appreciate the same from strangers.

If you want to care about what I eat I’m going to need you to do the following:

  1. Buy all my groceries
  2. Pay for me to have myself medically monitored just in case yanno I start having kidney problems, my hair falls out, my other health problems get rose  worse (I can’t type while I’m laughing, clearly).
  3. Cook for me.
  4. Work for me since I just can’t call out any time I feel poopy and if I’m eating whatever way you think I’m supposed to eat chances are I’m not going to feel well and someone will need to work for me.
  5. Be my parent or guardian.
  6. Be at my beck and call anytime I need to eat.

If you cannot do those things, do not tell me what or how to eat.

If you want to be the veganist vegan who ever veganed in the whole universe, go on with your bad self. 

But keep your feelings, thoughts, whatever out of my fucking mouth until you fill the above criteria.

Sincerely,

A Joyful Meat Eater

  1. vampirefinch reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    ALL OF THE ABOVE, but especially the bolded bits.
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    Adding to this: if you want to pay for the repeated ER visits from eating nuts as a protein source and hoping each time...
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    motherfucking truth.I am so grateful...IRL vegan friends
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    Applicable forany case of telling other people what they should be eating. (I’m looking at *you,* random offerers of...
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